Living Levels Nutrition - Abridged and Edited Version: Proper Empowering Advice on Eating for Self-Empowerment

Content Dave wrote a big old book about nutrition and healing. He attempted to get his friend to read and review it, however this particularly sagely friend was not up to the task and thus plenty of dialogue replaces the original text. The odd mess we are left with is this version...

The uninterrupted, entire book is also available. It is an unedited and extended format and does not contain any of the pair’s commentary – simply owing to Guru George’s refusal to read it. It is titled Living Levels Nutrition: Unedited Verbiage on Healing Herbage (What Content Dave wrote before Guru George brought him down an avocado or two). If you are seeking a thorough effort by this writer, including where his years of nutritional research has taken him, then this is the place to go; however, his philosophical ramblings even creep into this writing on nutrition. It is only for those who can brave plenty of verbiage on nutritional and healing truths. An optimistic mind will certainly be empowered by this full-length version, according to Content Dave of course…

Nevertheless, if you are solely seeking a taster of what Content Dave’s irrefutably knows to be health and healing truths, along with some opposing wise words from his rational friend who brings him down a peg or two and skips the tale over the heavier verbiage, then this chopped up version will be far more palatable.

“How about reading neither of them? That third option will be best physically and meta-physically for any potential reader.” Guru George added.

“Already moaning, are ya? I thought that break would have done you some good.” Content Dave weighed up the remainder of his beer. He wasn’t sure he had the stomach for anymore. It was a divine taste and it was certainly a special occasion that deserved indulgence, but he was uncomfortably bloated now and had that familiar feeling of one who has indulged in excess of their own standards defined by their own moral code. The sage noticed his lack of thirst.

“Do you need to slow down, Content Dave?”

“Right you are. How about something a little sobering and less calorific?” Content Dave took the question as a convenient order.  It had finally been accepted that he was not acclimated to drinking at this altitude.

“We can do that. Are you going to work on that figure of yours up here too?”

“You know me too well, Guru George. One never does know when they’ll be called into action. It could be a round of golf, a game of football or a galactic battle that determines the fate of the cosmos. But I’ll be ready.”

“Is that really your motivation to eat well and train hard? To perform in modern man’s sports and to defeat an evil celestial force when it arises.”

“I suppose it is also because I love myself.” Content Dave likely did, although this self-love was often unrequited.

“I would mock you for that comment if I didn’t know your true nature… If you really loved yourself, you wouldn’t be afraid to stand on your own two feet as your true self. You only love yourself just enough to fit in as you fear not being enough in the eyes of others.” The sage commented something sagacious.

“Ooo, are you getting all psychological from the get go? I think I know that theory: it's the desire to win versus the fear of failure… I think.”